It's true. I hate pineapple.
No matter how delicious you say it is, every time I eat a pineapple, I think of how the fruit is eating me at the same time, which is a bit creepy.
What does it mean ''fruit is eating me at the same time''? Well, pineapple fruit contains enzymes called 'bromelain' that can break down protein, even when the fruit is ''dead''.