Farva, what's that name of the place you like with the tacky shit hanging on the walls and mozzarella stick?

Not many of you know this, but shenanigans was a very real place in White River Crunktion, Vermont. It was attached to "Upper Valley Lanes and games", a combination bowling alley, lasertag, and arcade whipped into a nightclub on Fridays and Saturdays for Discobowl with a dirty little grill that definitely had mozzerella sticks on the menu. The shenanigans part was where the live music played, and behind the blacked out walls with bumping music was hollywood's hardbodies, a top tier with cold beer gentleman's club affectionately named after the owner/local celebrity who went by the moniker Hollywood.

One of our favorite guests was a sober cowboy, who would drink coffee, blast willie nelson from his old double door Ford F350 dually, and somehow snatch all the mud crickets out of the parking lot with his vibrant personality.