As you prepare for your journey, please review the following guidelines. We recommend that you pack light, as the trip will be long and often difficult. If you succeed to follow our guidelines, we cannot guarantee a smooth ride, but it will certainly make it better.

Prohibited Items are as follows:

  • Pride
  • Bitterness
  • Wrath or unnecessary anger
  • Evil speaking, clamor, or lies
  • Fornication and uncleanness
  • Covetousness
  • Foolish talking or jests
  • And such like items

These items are prohibited for your safety and pleasure, as they will weigh down your baggage and cause unnecessary delays. We also recommend that you do not check any luggage. Excess baggage may be forcibly removed, but it will mostly inhibit your peace and slow down your journey.

Recommended items are as follows:

  • Unconditional love
  • Kindness
  • Patience
  • Gratitude
  • And such like items

While they cannot guarantee a smooth journey, these items are lightweight and provide security to your person(s) in case of trouble. They are easy to keep on hand and easier still to replenish no matter where in the world you are.

When you arrive at your destination, please keep these guidelines in mind while they process you for your next step. Have a wonderful flight, and thank you for choosing Air Life.

P.S. Do whatever you please with the lemons provided on board.